RE: Off-Topic: Humour

From: <SARE>
Date: Mon Apr 09 2001 - 00:49:00 EDT

To the moderator.
Please help. I can not open up any of the posting in the PipingDesign community. I login as jr_guapo using my PC at home. Wanted to particpate in the forum. Been working with Piping (B31.1 and .3 + ASME III) for the last 20 years.

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From: Paul Bowers [mailto:pbowers@pipingdesign.com] Sent: 08 April, 2001 5:52 PM
To: <a href="/group/PipingDesign/post?postID=tGgGjh4hSoB79uCcXg00nMDT0Ph_RZn6hrRjbMG3STFBVuhytMXAcB9kQ5eIC-SZKcCNHCmYoFD090PElQeTfMXWSBgyFCY">PipingDesign@yahoogroups.com</a> Subject: [PipingDesign] Off-Topic: Humour

Shamelessly stolen from the Urban Legends Reference Pages' (www.snopes.com) mailing list:

Posted at a local golf club:

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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