RE: Spectacle Blind weight

From: <James>
Date: Fri Mar 11 2005 - 08:07:00 EST

> How about telling me how you do the arrow thing down the left
> hand side
> of the page? Chris does it too but I'm too scared to ask him.

Just do a google search whilst holding down the Ctrl and F8 keys. d'uh!

>
> Thanks for your concern about my sensitivity. Every time I punch a
> contractor, I agonize over it for literally seconds afterwards.

That really shows what a caring sort of person you are. I wish I had clients like you.
>
> I still think you slipped up on the weight thing, as it is not your
> concern where it is installed. I was going to say 0N based on deep
> space, but this dark matter thing has me and my drinking buddy Stevo
> Hawking a bit perplexed at the minute. However as the universe is
> expanding at an increasing rate, the problem should simply go
> away, so I
> wont lose any sleep over it.

I would love to discuss the correlation between the mass of a spectacle blind flange and the Doppler effect of the receding stars. Good grief, is that the time, the weekend started 17minutes ago.
>
> In my country a request for a geographical fix is considered impertent
> and in breach of the Privacy Act. However, as you are clearly
> a heathen,

Odin and I are glad that it shows. However, I must correct claims that Chris made in an earlier post regarding heathen units of measurement, he missed out three important units: miles, as in "that dimension is miles out" this refers to anything from about 100mm to several hundred km, very useful and you will never be wrong. The only way to measure the height of a horse is in hands, and beer should only be drunk by the pint; proper 20fl oz pints, not those namby-pamby 16 oz pints that are used in some developing countries.

True heathens only use the Size of Wales system of measurement http://www.simonkelk.co.uk/sizeofwales.html

> and have only recently climbed down from the trees, you are forgiven.

I really miss my former arboreal abode, but I shall sleep well tonight in the warmth of your forgiveness.

>
> A word of serious advice; do not, under any circumstances, work for
> yourself if you want weekends to retain any meaning.

As I work for a contractor that only has the most demanding clients, I have no idea of the true meaning of weekend. I have just agreed to work on Sunday in exchange for a chocolate rice crispie cake. I think I should have held out for 100gm of Green & Blacks dark chocolate.

Barbara

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