OT: Re: Ontology, ISO 15926 and Piping Design

Christopher Wright wrote:
> On Dec 1, 2007, at 8:13 AM, John Luf wrote:
>
>> At the end of the day sometimes I wonder if we aren't all still
>> painting on a cave wall, all the while talking of Ontologies and
>> such.....
> Nicely put. Makes me think of the Holy Grail knights listening while
> Brother Maynard reads out 'Here may be found the last words of
> Joseph of Arimathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find
> the Holy Grail in the Castle of aaaaaagggh'. Lucky for them the
> animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

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KING ARTHUR
There! Look!

LANCELOT
What does it say?

GALAHAD
What language is that?

KING ARTHUR
Brother Maynard, you're a scholar!

BROTHER MAYNARD
It's Aramaic!

KING ARTHUR
Of Course! Joseph of Aramathea.

LANCELOT
Of course!

KING ARTHUR
What does it say?

BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads, Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea.He who is valiant and pure of spirit, may find the holy Grail in the Castle Aaargh....

KING ARTHUR
What?

BROTHER MAYNARD
The castle Aaargh....

BEDEVERE
What is that?

BROTHER MAYNARD
He must have died whilst carving it.

KING ARTHUR
Oh, come on!

BROTER MAYNARD
Well, that's what it says.

KING ARTHUR
Look, if he was dying he wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaargh'. He'd just say it!

BROTHER MAYNARD
Well, that's whats carved into the rock.

LANCELOT
Aaaaargh

KING ARTHUR
Aaaargh

BEDEVERE
Do you suppose he meant the Camahhhrgue?

GALAHAD
Where's that?

BEDEVERE
France I think.

LANCELOT
Isn't there a Saint Ahhh in Cornwall

KING ARTHUR
No that's Saint Ives.

LANCELOT
Oh yes.

BEDEVERE
Ooooohhhoooohohohh!

LANCELOT
No, no, aaargh at the back of the throat.

BEDEVERE
No, no, on, Oooohhoohh as in surprise and alarm.

LANCELOT
You mean sort of a Aaoaaaah!

BEDEVERE
Yes, that's right. Aaoaaaah!

KING ARTHUR
Oh my God!

(The KNIGHTS turn around to see a huge BEAST)

BROTHER MAYNARD
It's the legendary Black Beast of Aaaaaaarrrrrgh...!

LANCELOT
Run Away!

ALL
Run Away!

NARRATOR
As the horrendous Black Beast lunged forward, escape for Arthur and his Knights seemed hopeless. When suddenly... the animator suffered a fatal heart attack! The cartoon peril was no more. the quest for the Holy Grail could continue. Received on Sat Dec 01 19:13:00 2007