Off-Topic: Humour

Shamelessly stolen from the Urban Legends Reference Pages' (www.snopes.com) mailing list:

Posted at a local golf club:

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick backswing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Very good. Now flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off. Received on Sun Apr 08 10:52:00 2001